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    1. Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
    2. Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
    3. Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
    4. Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
    5. Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
    6. Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
    7. Family: *comes home*
    8. Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
     

  3. sorry:

    Its all fun and games until you see a picture of what you looked like in 6th grade.

    (via bafflingwithbullshit)

     

  4. acomas:

    saintchacha:

    10inchd:

    white lips pale face giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

    is this a lana del ray song

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    (Source: 420turnup, via tomlinsex)

     

  5. sleep:

    its all fun and games until the wifi goes out 

    (via bafflingwithbullshit)

     
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  8. flowerlandbysaramax:

    New pictures of the baby sloth rings! I changed the background! Do you like them?:)

    The rings are available HERE

     
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