1. Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
    2. Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
    3. Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
    4. Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
    5. Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
    6. Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
    7. Family: *comes home*
    8. Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

  3. sorry:

    Its all fun and games until you see a picture of what you looked like in 6th grade.

    (via bafflingwithbullshit)


  4. acomas:



    white lips pale face giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

    is this a lana del ray song


    (Source: 420turnup, via tomlinsex)


  5. sleep:

    its all fun and games until the wifi goes out 

    (via bafflingwithbullshit)

  8. flowerlandbysaramax:

    New pictures of the baby sloth rings! I changed the background! Do you like them?:)

    The rings are available HERE